I need an intervention, ya’ll.  We are all friends here, right?  Okay, so next year when I volunteer for everything PTO, please stop me.  Remind me it is not necessary for me to chair every committee and be the homeroom mom for all three of my kids’ classrooms.  Tell me that I will survive without the “secret” copier code and key to the teacher’s lounge.  Threaten to withhold your affections, take away my car, bind me in a straight jacket if you must – just don’t let me self-destruct.  I feel a bible study about “exceeding the call” coming on. 

You think I’m kiddin’…I’m holding you to holding me to it…No PTO, none.  This is me – done :) 

Thank you, and good night.