Two Boys and the Only Girl just got home from a week spent with Grandmama and Papa. I never thought I would say this with such enthusiasm but OH My GOSH I am so excited to have some NOISE up in this house again! Those of you with multiple kids probably understand how unsettling it can be - albeit more peaceful – when all the chickens aren’t under your own roof.
I had a fabulously long list of things I was going to do while they were all gone. I didn’t accomplish a single one. Sew/Embellish The Girl’s plain white curtains to match her comforter? Still in the package. Get caught up on laundry? Significantly lower but still piled. Pair all the socks in the overflowing, makes-me-twitch, sock basket? Still digging for a match. Write a book chapter? Outlined but approximately 500 words away from a suitable conclusion. BUT, I’m proud to report none of these things got done because Luke and I spent a great deal of time together with Boy Three doing things like fishing, swimming, and eating a slushy-a-day from the new Froggy Freeze stand in town. {My Homies, if you haven’t been there yet you simply have to try it. SO yummy and SO cheap. Need I say more?}
Speaking of fishing, I’m not a fan. I’m not sure if my being the most impatient person on the planet is a factor or if an aversion to slimy, dead, stinky things is what pushes me over the edge. Boy Three, arguably the toughest of the bunch, even screams like a girl when he tries to get a fish off the hook and it flips on him. I don’t consider that a weakness because seriously, anyone who acts like they enjoy touching all that stuff is flat out lying. I should clarify by saying that I really do get a kick out of the catching part, but unless I can reel one in every 3.7 seconds then the ADHD kicks in and I find I need to move on to getting a fresh Diet Dr. Pepper from the cooler or sticking food in the guys’ mouths so they don’t have to touch anything with their grody (how do you spell grody?) hands.
It’s my angling ministry.
You should know I did catch one fish but it wasn’t without great support staff. All the credit goes to Luke who took care of all the baiting, untangled my line from a tree limb, and from that point forward made all my casts so he wouldn’t have to do it again. And then – when I hooked a lively 6-incher - got it off the hook and threw him back to swim another day. He fared better than the other fish who swallowed the hook. Luke had to use the pliers to get it out wreaking havoc on the poor thing’s intestines. I’ve never been an animal sympathist, but I have to admit I was a little bothered by that whole scene. Imagine how much better I felt when my fish was barely snagged on the lip.
Whether I personally enjoy fishing or not, the pond one of our church members invited us to use was just beautiful (Thank you, Mr. G), the covered dock a cool shelter from the blazing sun, and a day with two of my favorite guys on earth one I won’t soon forget.
I might just go again.
As long as I don’t have to touch anything but the snacks.
Hope y’all have a great weekend filled with doing things you like with those you love!
Lisa

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June 27, 2009 at 5:44 am
Patty
You are the funniest thing ever!
I know what you mean about having some noise up in the house. When my boys used to visit their father the house was so quiet it drove me nuts. I needed noise, their noise. Wonder what is going to happen when they move out? Hmmmm..been thinking about that because that will happen sooner than I think. I may have to come and visit so I can hear some noise. lol Oh, before I forget, are you writing another book AND no news to report yet. Keep interceding and one day we can sit down together and celebrate!
Love you,
P
June 27, 2009 at 10:49 am
thepreacherswife
Yes, Patty. I’m writing another one. I”m hoping it will be published but right now I’m just getting the submission samples ready to send to my editor. They may or may not take it. I have no idea!
And I’m still praying for your news! :)
p.s. When your house gets empty, you are SO welcome to share in my noise. I’ve got plenty to go around.
June 27, 2009 at 10:28 am
Mocha with Linda
I’m with you. When I was in college, some friends took me to the Gulf to fish. I was pretty grossed out that they used live shrimp for bait. Reaching into the cooler to grab a shrimp gave me the creeps. But then the shrimp started dying, and grabbing a dead one was even grosser. And grodier.
And Merriam-Webster only has grotty, which is pronounced like potty, but Dictionary.com says grody is correct. You knew I’d be the one to look it up!! LOL
June 27, 2009 at 10:51 am
thepreacherswife
You are cracking me completely up. YOu will be proud to know I just bought a new wallet and organized all my contents.
June 27, 2009 at 11:47 am
rachel h
Too funny! The first time I went with my husband’s family on their annual fishing trip (we were dating at the time) I cleaned my fish all by myself. I’m talking I turned that thing from a fish body into little fillets. I don’t know what I was thinking! It was the first and last time I’ll ever do that. When I wasn’t trying to gag as quietly as possible I was mumbling to myself, “if I don’t marry this guy, then this is SO not worth it!” We ended up getting engaged and I’m pretty sure dismantling a fish is what tipped him off that I was the one. :)
June 27, 2009 at 6:36 pm
thepreacherswife
Rachel.
You are some kind of woman. I can just imagine your adorable self gagging in secret..lol
But obviously it worked.. just look at the catch you ended up with!
June 27, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Susan
Hey, Lisa! First, I love your new header–I’m quite impressed!! Second–I don’t do fish at all–yuck!!You’re a brave woman. The boys like it, but not mama! Third—I KNOW what you mean about the quiet house–it’s just not right!! Bless your heart!
The Froggy Freeze hasn’t made it’s way to SC yet!! I’ll let you know when it does!! Thanks for the tip!
Hugs,
Susan
June 27, 2009 at 6:36 pm
thepreacherswife
Just run on down here girl! :)
June 27, 2009 at 6:17 pm
DeeDee
so girl… I am loving the way that you can comment to the comments…. is that a benefit to WordPress?
Just wondering…
June 27, 2009 at 6:33 pm
thepreacherswife
Yes, DeeDee! That is one of the things I’m loving about WordPress. I love to talk back and this makes it so much easier! :)
June 28, 2009 at 11:54 am
Kim
You are so funny!
I agree with you about the waiting for the fish thing!
But I am so competitive that I do love the catching the fish part!
And when you said ” I dont want to touch anything but the snacks”
I thought it said SNAKES!
I squealed at the thought – EWW!!
Can’t wait to hear about the new book! :)
June 29, 2009 at 7:19 am
tammy
Love your new look – very fresh and clean!
Still praying for you and all your publications.
enjoy all that noise while you can Lisa, it will be quiet soon enough (i know you will :)
hugs,
tammy